thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

(via gaztly)

leonqueerwata:

"what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

(via japhers)

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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gwyndor:

coining the word ‘sadisfaction’ for pleasure derived from making your favourite characters and in turn yourself absolutely miserable

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barry-not-included:

thewickedkongofthewest:

we’re bros. we ride together. we die together. sometimes we suck each other’s dicks. usually we just play video games though

image

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yungterra:

pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen

yungterra:

pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen

(via cacneas)

sovennix:

Finally finished Riverclan23’s Dragon named Bliss
Commission info here

sovennix:

Finally finished Riverclan23’s Dragon named Bliss

Commission info here

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egberts:

there is halloween candy at the dollar store

huntressgoodwitch:

or maybe if tukson bought out from dust til dawn’s books he would’ve had everything mercury and emerald asked for, thus forcing the two of them to leave when they failed to create a sinister analogy to set the mood

also if you’ve never seen the back at it again at krispy kreme vine you’ve never lived

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kokkolikos:

nudityandnerdery:

nerdrage42:

Sext based adventures.

I’d be into it.

dungeons and dildos

kokkolikos:

nudityandnerdery:

nerdrage42:

Sext based adventures.

I’d be into it.

dungeons and dildos

(via japhers)

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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moistnugget:

kerleys:

Spring (summer?) cleaning.

could not stop laughing at the white car that slows down like “AUGH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT”

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